December 2011
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November 2011
2 posts
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“Envy slays the simple.”
– Job 5:2
October 2011
2 posts
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I think it is one of life's greatest truths
That all men are sexually frustrated or about to be sexually frustrated.
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September 2011
3 posts
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“Truer than rain, lover.”
– LaFayette Reynolds
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Team Jake
August 2011
2 posts
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July 2011
15 posts
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I love Teen Wolf more than the next guy
But Scott is a whiney little bitch.
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I would do anything to see a Harry Potter prequel.
James would be the perfect target of a prequel series.
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Don't you hate it when you have to watch Game of...
Instead of Teen Wolf.
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“You just killed my fairy godmother!”
– Sookie, True Blood
Why do girls like to be noticed for their eyes?
I’d much rather be noticed for my chest. But I guess that’s why I workout.
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I know something, but it is something I won’t utter here.
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“He’s obsessed, he’s obsessed with breasts!”
– Elaine Benes, Seinfeld
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You don't want no problems...
‘Cause p*ssy hoe I’ll solve ‘em!
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June 2011
7 posts
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“I am Beyonce always”
– Michael Scott, The Office
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Pottermore
This better be good.
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Lady Gaga may be Mother Monster, but Oprah's still...
And Britney’s still the best bitch on the block.
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X-Men: First Class
Was a brilliant movie with a great plot and incredibly attractive characters. In my opinion it was honestly the best of any of the X-Men movies there have been yet. I mean it was really really good!
May 2011
6 posts
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I had a dream last night, that I rescued Patrick Oullet from a wooden barn where he was going to be killed by a crazy cult. Brad Pitt was there too, I wonder if that dream was prophetic.
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“Why would somebody give somebody a Christmas sweater for Christmas? You can only...”
– Emerson, Pushing Daisies
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Nyan Cat the GAME! →
You’re welcome.
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April 2011
5 posts
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“The only straight I am, is straight up bitch.”
– Santana, Glee
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Some days
I look in my closest and realize I’ve worn like everything in here at least once this semester. Then I wish I could just buy a whole new closet.
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“Above all else, guard your heart”
– Proverbs 4:23
What the heck is with Tumblr? I feel like I’m in the 90s using a windows 3.0!
Speaking of the 90s today is my Birthday
March 2011
9 posts
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“Charm is deceptive.”
– Proverbs 31
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“He with body waged a fight,
But body won; it walks upright.
Then he struggled...”
– The Four Ages of Man, W.B. Yeats
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“Deciding on the right thing to do in a situation is a bit like deciding on the...”
– from Horseradish, by Lemony Snicket (via sunlightlikewaves)
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