schentendo:

Booty!

(Source: cakebosses)

I hate porn because the lady never looks like she's enjoying it. If there was porn that was more like real sex with both people having a good time it would be a lot more fun.

unclefather:

i want a porn where he slaps my ass with a rubber chicken and all my moans are replaced with the rubber chicken noises. then i will have a good time.

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slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”


I low key hate this because it makes it seem like the ultimate goal is to cater to straight guys, as if gay guys like guys so that straight guys will have a better time getting their shitty paws on some girl who’s probably not interested.

slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

I low key hate this because it makes it seem like the ultimate goal is to cater to straight guys, as if gay guys like guys so that straight guys will have a better time getting their shitty paws on some girl who’s probably not interested.

(Source: fluffyemma)